From Governor Palin:
The Commander in Chief just left Alaska. He spoke so highly of the Last Frontier! It’s nice when others get a glimpse of God’s awesome creation up here, so rich in American oil, gas, minerals and other overflowing natural resources that, once tapped, could secure the Union and make America safe and prosperous again, with jobs a’plenty. If only…
Anyway, the President missed a few things, let me help him out:
See the original here.